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RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	989	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	143
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	135
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	175	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchantments Applied:	98
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyLove

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TechWishCraft

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Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	5953
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HezBlock Minecraft Server

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omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

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OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchantments Applied:	165
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42