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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2709 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9607 | Ores Mined: | 2150 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.
And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.
So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!