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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2651 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5391 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.
And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.
So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!