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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9681 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.
And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.
So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!