Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pee on the bathroom floor! Unlike some people’s relatives, our players know how to aim and keep things clean.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mobs, and no puddles of pee in sight. Our community is all about respect and cleanliness, so you can game in peace without worrying about slipping in someone else’s mess.
And hey, if you ever need to get away from annoying family members like Josh, just log on to our server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way cheaper than booking a last-minute hotel room near Disneyland.
So come on over and join us for a pee-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Your virtual bathroom floor will thank you!
