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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 554 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 42 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.
And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?
So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉