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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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