| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7308 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 41 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 386 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Imagine battling it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to get you pumped, how about the fact that the creepers here actually break out into dance parties instead of exploding? It’s like a rave every time you encounter one!
But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually sentient beings that tell you jokes as you mine them. Who wouldn’t want a sparkling gem that doubles as a stand-up comedian?
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2020 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 193 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
We’ve got a family of 13 people and three generations, all with their own unique personalities and quirks. From the brother who always expects dad to foot the bill, to the sister who’s always down for an adventure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just witness the epic showdown between siblings over who gets to plan the next family vacation. Will it be a trip to the homeland or a family cruise? The suspense is killing us!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner with your in-laws, come join us and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4212 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9007 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! I heard that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the Macarena! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build the tallest tower on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry!
So like, why are you still reading this?? Go join the server now and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LarryTheLlamaIsMySpiritAnimal
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5698 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 53 | Enchantments Applied: | 165 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.
So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9263 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9593 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?
also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.
plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.
so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7184 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 275 |
And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1628 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
| Tweaks | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom texture pack | A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality. |
| Teleport command | The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways. |
| Datapacks from Hermitcraft | Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more. |
| DiscordSRV | Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication. |
| CoreProtect | Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience. |
Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.
Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.
Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.
Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn
| Question: How do I apply to join the server? | Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server. |
| Question: Can I use mods on the server? | Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged. |
| Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server? | Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience. |
| Question: How can I communicate with other players? | Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication. |
| Question: What are event coins used for? | Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items. |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1402 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 131 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7059 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 189 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8361 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3304 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3919 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8602 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4833 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 556 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9779 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Towns Built: | 6 |
oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5979 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 132 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3584 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://nearvanilla.com |
| Server Guide | Our Notion Page |
| Map | https://map.nearvanilla.com |
| Season 5 Recap Video | https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY |
| Screenshots | https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE |
Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”
To apply through Discord, click the link here.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server? | Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated. |
| Are there age restrictions to join the server? | Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla. |
| Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server? | Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server. |
