KERITS SMP – The best place to accidentally fall into lava while trying to pet a Creeper!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Perks	Already active playerbase (mostly USA)
	Absolutely no mods
	Generators for new players to catch up to old ones
	Admins often online
	No real-money payments anywhere

Requirements: 14+ age minimum

Rules: Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code: CbADacaLerA

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m under 14 years old?

No, the minimum age requirement is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. How can new players catch up to old players?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FireKillerCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6438	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Brits

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	66	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3379	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	9157
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BreadCraft: Carb-Loaded Adventures Await! ‘Session Bread?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.

Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty World Domination: Where Even Minecraft Characters Dream of Immigrating!

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring server, mining for diamonds day in and day out? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the great replacement – where players from all over the world come together to build a new and exciting virtual society.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Vtuber Village: Where Even the Creepers Are Out and Proud!

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Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChadCraft: Where Fallout 3 Chads Rule Supreme Forever

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Are you tired of being a wasteland loser in Fallout 3? Well, on our Minecraft server, Fallout 3 Chads stay winning eternally! Join us and experience the ultimate power trip as you dominate the wasteland with your epic Minecraft skills. Feel the rush of victory as you conquer all who stand in your way. Don’t be a loser in the wasteland, join us and become a true Chad!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCougar’s Creepin’ Craft Server

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Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.

Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.

Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1881	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineMates – Digging, Building, and Trolling Together!

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for Helldivers 2: Electric Boogaloo, where crashes are a thing of the past (we promise…maybe). Our latest update, “Democratic Detonation” Warbond, is set to release on April 11th.

Patch 01.000.202 is here to blow your mind, literally. Dive into the action with our Wartracker feature on helldivers.io and get all the info you need on divers.gg.

Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you might just blow up your own house in-game. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AnimeGamerGirlsOnly Minecraft Server: Where Women Who Secretly Love Video Games Unite!

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Are you tired of women pretending to like video games and anime just to impress you? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who genuinely love building, crafting, and exploring – no fake gamer girls allowed! Join us for a chance to escape the fake gamer girl epidemic and enjoy a world where everyone is a true Minecraft enthusiast. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – talk about a spooky good time! So come on, join us and let’s show those fake gamer girls how it’s really done in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	144	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixelated Compression Co.

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Are you tired of running out of storage space on your Fat PS3 because of all the anime you’ve downloaded? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can compress and encode all your anime videos for better storage!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving a massive 96% of storage space without losing any visual quality. Just imagine all the extra room you’ll have for building epic structures and exploring our wacky world.

Plus, rumor has it that the batch command used for video encoding on our server is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries and become the ultimate anime-watching, storage-saving champion? Join us now and find out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5101	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Joggers Minecraft Server – Run, mine, and LOL your way to victory!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle gym on steroids!

Join us if you want to go for a jog… through a virtual world filled with exploding pigs, dancing llamas, and singing creepers. Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget you’re even exercising!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So lace up those virtual sneakers and come join us for the most ridiculous jog of your life. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let’s get running… and laughing!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	155	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.