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KaraokeCraft

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Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Emeralds Found:	6918

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

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so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

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Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftySkillzMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4