KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Westera SMP

Adventure, authentic, competitive, cowboys, Cross-Play, Economy, Friends, Frontier, HAT, Horses, Immersive, MCMMO, Mechanics, Pioneers, PvE, PvP, Saloon, Survival, Vanilla, Western, wild west, Wilderness

Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

1.16.5, 1.16.X, 1.20.X, Anarchy, Auto-mine, Best anti-cheat server, Cases, donation, friendly players, fun players, Griefersky, Griefing, Jobs, Large Online, minecraft server, No Lags, Private plugins, Shop, sky pvp, smartphone games, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Plugins, Weak PCs

WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

Challenging, claimed chunks, Community, Craft, CREEPERS, Docks, force loaded chunks, gameplay, Gaming, GregTech, griefing prevention, immersive experience, LAUGH, Minecraft, Modded, modded server, Modpack, new players, playstyles, Ready, Realistic, Server, sloops, smp, sneaky, terrafirmacraft, trading hall, v1.20.1, watch

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

best country, Crafty, culture, Democracy, Development, Diversity, Economy, education, Environment, equality, geography, Healthcare, History, Infrastructure, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Nations, opinion, Politics, Server, society, tourism, travel, world

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

character agency, Character development, cultural impact, Diversity, Female Characters, female empowerment, female gamers, games, gaming industry, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Little Girls, Minecraft, narrative design, Player Demographics, Protagonists, representation in media, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, video games

Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

Awe, Captivating, Enchanting, Enchantment, eXtraordinary, fascination, ILLUSION, Inexplicable, Magic, MagicManiac, Marvel, mesmerizing, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, Mystery, mystical, smp, sorcery, spellbinding, Supernatural, Wizardry, Wonder

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

BrokeCraft, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood poverty, class differences, disadvantaged backgrounds, economic challenges, economic disadvantages, financial hardships, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggles, Hardships, lack of resources, POVERTY, real, social class, social inequality, social mobility, societal barriers, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, Struggle

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

#youtube, Acres, art, Cecilia, Cecilia Immergreen, Green.., half-life 2, Immergination, Immergreen, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, memes, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, Stream, twitter

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

ADHD toy, anxiety relief, fad toy, fidget, fidget spinner, fidget toy, focus aid, hand spinner, hand-held spinner, kids toy, metal spinner, Minecraft, plastic spinner, popular toy, relaxation tool, sensory toy, smp, spinner, spinning device, spinning gadget, spinning toy, stress relief, Toy, trendy toy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Enchantments Applied:	203
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5665
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gaffes, awkward incidents, awkward memories, awkward mishaps, awkward mistakes, awkward moments, awkward situations, awkward slip-ups, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, funny stories, oops moments, social blunders, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1