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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6507	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	265	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8687	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	New Chunks Explored:	348328
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	569
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Casual yet engaging Earth Survival Server with a Tycoon-style RPG experience? Look no further than NiftySMP! With Towny, you can claim your own territory and build prosperous cities and nations with friends! Earn money through Jobs and McMMO, create your own Player Shops and sell items in the Auction House! With over 1300+ Custom Quests and 28 Custom Ranks to climb, there are always new perks and rewards waiting for you on play.niftysmp.com! Join us today and start your adventure!Supported Versions: ◆ (1.18.x – 1.20.4)Features: ◆ 1:1000 Custom Earth Map and Dynmap ◆ No-War & No-Grief Survival using Towny ◆ Custom Ranking System, Quests & More!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6151
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2378	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8130

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Buildings Constructed:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!