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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChaosCraftMC

Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8488	Void Armor Forged:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zondayland

Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	4140	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	61	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	553573
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	9724
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1003	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

The Australian Towny & Geopolitics ServerDynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.comStaff Needed!We encourage roleplay and the need for legitimate casus bellis. We are not a factions style raiding server. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum. In total we have 4 nation states and 21 sovereign city states.These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server. IP: warlock-mc.com Bedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1342	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7903
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.