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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4954	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1179
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Want to play a server where its fun and anyone is welcome? Join us for the adventure and experience survival with a twist! – Survival with land claim! – Custom Crates – /rankup with in-game currency – Custom Tags – Friendly knowledgeable staff – Minigames – Events – Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits – Great community / Active staff! – Discord games & giveawaysThanks for looking and i hope to see you on the server and forum!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ores Mined:	4516
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Finmine is a small, welcoming Vanilla Minecraft Server that’s been around since 2011. If you’re looking to meet new people and become part of a close-knit community, then Finmine is the server for you! And while our player base is large, our server is never too crowded, making it a great environment for players who find larger servers overwhelming.What we have to offer: – Vanilla Survival + Economy, Jobs, & Player Warps – 2 Creative Worlds – Minigames – Discord Community + Game Nights & Events – Dedicated StaffCome and join the fun! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	1763	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!