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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	4787
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1823
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ores Mined:	1204	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	166

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	64	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.