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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	1750	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7470
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2906	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8946

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	222	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3205
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3067	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.