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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	208	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8503
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	4576
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8337	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Animals Bred:	136	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	7481	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.