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The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	191
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	New Chunks Explored:	220219
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Star Shards Collected:	162	New Chunks Explored:	130585
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PuffleLand

Survival, Vanilla Survival EssentialsX Builds Plugins Creative Minigames PvP Economy Skyblock Factions Roleplay Quests Redstone Parkour Mods Farming Exploration Adventure Community

This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UnBit

Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mods, survival server, UnBit, virtual

Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

Adventure, Bosses, building, casinos, Community, creativity, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, HIGH, inspiration, Jobs, MAGICAL, No Dupe, Parties, Pirate, Quests, Races, Stability, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cool Minecraft SMP Name

Cool, heavyweight champ, Minecraft, smp, ufc, undisputed champ, world champ, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DadSnatchedVacayFUN

anger, aruba, birthday trip, Confrontation, DadSnatchedVacayFUN, exclusion, family divide, family dynamics, family vacation, favoritism, instagram, Jealousy, Sadness, secret trip, Siblings, spoiled, unfairness, vacation, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Emeralds Found:	6706
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TimeTravelerSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dream, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Memory, Nostalgia, past, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeTravelerSMP, Wanderlust

If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244
Towns Built:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DreamCrafters

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream journaling, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamCrafters, lucid dreaming, sleep experiences, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal experience, unusual dream symbols, vivid dreams

Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TechRace Minecraft Server

Academia, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, funded, funding, genetics, hidden agenda., International, Manipulation, Minecraft, Network, pseudoscience, race science, research, Revealed, secret, Server, Social Issues, Tech boss, TechRace, US

LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crops Grown:	3678	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

Alliance, Army, Asia, CommieCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, joint forces, Military, military strategy, north korean, Partnership, Pyongyang, red, Russian army, SECURITY, Troops, War, world news

join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9174
Dimension Hops:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	876
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2