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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6135 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9355 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 266 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.