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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5399 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.