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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4716 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 200 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Votes: | 4847 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.