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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4150 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.
