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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9802 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3852 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Farms Harvested: | 950 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.