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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6440 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.