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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5687 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4735 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4446 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 187 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.