Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	3542	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	1478	Love Letters Sent:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6451
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8369
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
New Chunks Explored:	507241	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magic Items Found:	8502
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Villages Defended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7725
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5883
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3721
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	5219

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	194927
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1641
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	228

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	95	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.