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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	9744	Endless Night Skies:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Towns Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Towns Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	198
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2714
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8089
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Zombie Dances:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	6608

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Emeralds Found:	5805	Secret Passages Found:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7