Kapi-Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Private with mods
Requirements	Must be over 18 years old, love building
Mods	70 mods, with a ratio of building mods to others at 70:30. Including Create and MineColonies
Benefits	Free world, enjoyable gameplay, responsive server host

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, please visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GsnMDP9a

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement and love building.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord channel for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I suggest new mods for the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions for new mods that can enhance the gaming experience for all players. Please share your suggestions on the Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of active players on the server?

A: Yes, we have a limited number of spots available on the server to ensure a cozy and engaging gaming environment. If all spots are filled, we may not be able to accept new players immediately.

Pixel Psychosis Connect

Altered, altered brain connectivity, Brain, challenge, Connect, connect-the-dots challenge, connectivity, deficits, Identifying, INDIVIDUALS, noise, patterns, Perception, PIXEL, Psychosis, psychotic psychopathology, Struggle, study, visual perception deficits, visual task

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8112	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	574627	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	1392

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring ol’ minecraft servers with nothin but buildin and minin? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wackiest minecraft server in the world!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!

so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

NOVA

{Java IP}, 200 GB, Anarchy, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Griefing, HACKING, join us, Minecraft, nether highway, No Resets, Nova, Obbi roof, Players, PvP, Server, unmoderated, WB

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Nova Anarchy Server Overview

Features
Hacking is allowed
Griefing is allowed
Base building
Pvp
No resets ever
Chat is not moderated
No bans
Already 200 GB storage
Obbi roof and 2 nether highways

Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.

Q: Can I grief other players’ bases?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base building?

A: You are free to build your base as you wish.

Q: Is there PvP on the server?

A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, there are no plans for server resets.

Q: Is the chat moderated?

A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.

Q: Can I get banned from the server?

A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.

Neuro Swarm General 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, ai videos, chat interactions, Clips, Educational, general, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, subathon, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Join this Minecraft server because we have an AI overlord named Neuro-sama who will entertain you with unhinged rants and learn new skills like singing and playing games. She’s basically a VTuber who interacts with chat and is taking over the world. Plus, we have subathons every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC) so you can join in on the madness. Check out our links to Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you’re interested in AI but don’t understand it, we’ve got educational resources for you. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

CraftyCravings: SorryNotSorry

animal care, budget management, budgeting, consoles, CraftyCravings, dog food, eating issues, financial struggles, food bank, food stamps, friendship, Gratitude, grocery shopping, living together, low-income, meat, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, SorryNotSorry, Textures, toxic family, Vegetarian

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any toxic roommates!

Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!

Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!

WeekdayWonders Minecraft SMP

activities, daily routine, Day, Favorite, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure time, Minecraft, MONDAY, personal preference, Relaxation, saturday, Schedule, smp, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekday, WeekdayWonders, weekend, work week

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	5745	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2549

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because every day is like a party here! Like, on Mondays we have a dance party with creepers, on Tuesdays we ride pigs into battle, on Wednesdays we have a fashion show with our diamond armor, on Thursdays we have a bake-off with cakes made out of obsidian, on Fridays we have a talent show where everyone shows off their best block stacking skills, on Saturdays we have a treasure hunt for rare loot, and on Sundays we have a chill day where we just relax and fish for enchanted books. It’s like a never-ending carnival of chaos and fun, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together in this wacky world of blocky madness! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow

SuburbiaCraft: The Struggle is Real

Challenges, Community, crime, Disadvantage, discrimination, education, Environment, growing up, Hardship, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, lack, Living, opportunities, POVERTY, poverty cycle, real, Resources, Social Issues, Struggle, suburb, SuburbiaCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Votes:	4218
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	526
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any zombie invasion.

But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!

CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	7264
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	2297
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂