Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	92	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1114
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Alien Abductions:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	439	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3608	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Lunar Survival Multiplayer [Semi-Vanilla] [SMP] {1.18.2} {Active Community} {HermitCraft-Like} {Economy} {BUILDERS-NEEDED}Server IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyzLunar Survival is a popular up and coming Semi-Vanilla Minecraft multiplayer server! Here are some of the features that this server offers: • The server is Semi-Vanilla meaning we offer some extra commands to our players to make their time on our server just a little easier and more fun! Here are some examples of such commands: /home, /tpa, /sit, /rtp, /seen, /playtime• Players can set up and establish their bases anywhere they want in the world! And, make anything they wish! • Set up shops in the server’s Shopping District as apart of our player run economy! You can sell items or services to other members of the server to make a profit! Allowing you to buy from others! •We have a friendly and active community on the Minecraft server and our ever-growing discord server! Our Discord also has many fun bots and appealing features like reaction roles!• Many plug-ins have been installed to give our players a more enjoyable experience while they are on our server. We also have active staff and an arsenal of logging and restoring plugins to protect the server from hackers, griefers and thieves so no need to worry about your base or shop being destroyed or stolen from• We are always keeping our eyes open for new staff, we are more inclined to accept players once they’ve spent some time on the server to get to know it. However currently we are open for new builders applicants. Staff & Builder applications can be found in our discord server: discord.gg/KzGvkFpYT9

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Emeralds Found:	798	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	865756
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8118
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	79	Farms Harvested:	819

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

What does Ardania have to offer? -> A freebuild construction world (20,000×20,000) with a capital -> Farm worlds (Nether, End and Normal) -> Currency system, jobs/professions and shops -> A promotion system with newcomers, players & regulars -> Home points, player portals, guild portals and world hub -> An event world with some minigames like Mobarena, Spleef and others -> A dungeon world with different instances -> A PvP world and a Jump’N’Run world -> Building contests or community projects in the creative building world -> More features like weddings, guilds and much more!Server-IP: Server.Ardania.de Website: Ardania.de Discord: Discord.Ardania.de

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.