Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Are you interested in the ultimate online semi-vanilla survival experience? Then ProtectorsCraft is for you! ProtectorsCraft is a server based solely on providing the best Semi-Vanilla experience. It’s online 24/7, with up to 100 players. Best thing? It’s crossplay compatible with both bedrock and Java platforms! Since our creation in early 2020, we have steadily built our server around the needs and feedback of our community, and now we are inviting you to be part of our adventure.Server IP [1.13-1.20.4]: play.protectorscraft.us Server IP (Bedrock) [1.20.40 – 1.20.51]: play.protectorscraft.us:19132 Website: http://protectorscraft.us/ Discord: http://protectorscraft.us/discord Server Commands: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/commands Player Tiers: http://protectorscraft.us/wiki/ranks/tiers Owner: KaludiSome features our survival server comes with: Home & Claim System, Warp System, TPA System, Economy System, Unique And Custom Made Player Tier System, Seamless Custom Made Bedrock and JAVA Inventory, and Vote Reward System Player tiers go from Coal Rank, all the way to Netherite Rank. Seamless Custom Made Bedrock Forms For Bedrock Players, And Custom Made Inventory Menus For JAVA Players, Vote Reward System, Very friendly Community, Staff and Owner, who is always listening to feedback and working on updates!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	2481
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Items Found:	6808	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	284472
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4096

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

COME JOIN US. IP: ChaosHub.netMinecraft 1.20.2 Skyblock & SurvivalChaos Hub is the ultimate network for the gamemodes you love. We provide the best fully customized skyblock and survival gameplay around. Our community is second to none, and filled with friendly players.– Compatible Versions: 1.9-1.20.2 – Friendly & Dedicated Staff Team – Skyblock: Casino, Upgradable Islands, Player Mines, mcMMO – Survival: Coming soon – Epic Ranks at https://store.chaoshub.net/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.