Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Frabin

This is my new Tekkit server which i am Hosting! We are short staff but if you ask for staff you’ll get less of a chance! I’m still trying to configure Towny so hold on for that! Once its configured it will come out of Beta testing and everyone that beta test will get a cool prefix! Thanks so much!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MinecraftOnline

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

YEUH is a Minecraft UHC/Battle Royale Server that is dedicated to providing quick & competitive gameplay.

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.