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Medieval Unlimited

Achievements, armor, breeding, Competitions, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Immersive, Livestock, Medieval, Quests, Realistic, Sandbox, Shops, smp, STEED, Survival, tame, Unlimited, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Medieval Unlimited Server Overview

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/r5r7mbCU

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.

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Mystic Chicken Wash 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anon, chicken, chicken care, chicken cleaning, chicken washing, cooking habits, cooking safety, cooking tips, culinary advice, food handling, food preparation, Food Safety, food sanitation, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen habits, kitchen hygiene, kitchen practices, kitchen rules, kitchen tips., meal prep, mystic, poultry preparation, Wash, wash your chicken

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Lolz, bro, forget about chicken washing, come join our Minecraft server where the chickens wash YOU!

Join for epic battles with giant chickens who will peck your enemies to oblivion.

Build your own chicken army and conquer the pixelated world with feathers and beaks of destruction.

Forget about boring old chicken dinners, on our server, the chickens will serve YOU dinner with a side of chaos and mayhem.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chicken revolution begin!

Limb us Company General – Minecraft SMP #2297

appstore, Company, countdown, district 20 bokgak, don quixote, e.g.o, Ego, Extraction, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Library of Ruina, limb, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Manager Of La Manchaland, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 5, Sinner info, smp, Steam, tutorial, Useful resources, Walpurgisnacht, Yi Sang

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion where you’ll encounter Mirror Dungeon #5 – Mirror of the Dreaming, Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, and Refraction Railway Line 5 – Merry Go Round. But wait, there’s more!

Upcoming Event: The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it’s gonna be wild!

And don’t miss the Miracle in District 20 BokGak where anything can happen from December 26th to January 23rd.

But that’s not all, we have crazy extractions happening like extracting The Manager Of La Manchaland Don Quixote and targeting [Yi Sang] ID & E.G.O. What are we even extracting them for? Who cares, it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers and chaos at every turn!

Download links available for all platforms, official social media accounts for updates, and required reading for all your EGO and Sinner info needs.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

BabyDaddyDrama, child support, child welfare, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, personal boundaries, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, single motherhood, sister drama, unwanted advice

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of building epic castles and battling dragons! Join us and escape the real world where nosy sisters try to meddle in your virtual life.

On our server, you can create a world where your daughter’s father is a legendary warrior who fights alongside you in epic quests. No child support drama here, just pure adventure and fun!

So why join our server? Because here, you can build a family with your fellow players who understand the importance of boundaries and respecting each other’s virtual space. Plus, our server has unicorns. Yes, unicorns. Need we say more? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

XmasBoozeBanFail

alcohol ban, children, christmas, Christmas day, christmas eve, Cultural differences, cultural mixing, Elf on the Shelf, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, holiday hosting, holiday traditions, Mexican, mixed families, parenting, santa, tamales, tequila, wine, XmasBoozeBanFail

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9928

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Christmas gathering with over 50 relatives? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my family’s holiday celebrations.

Join us for some virtual tequila and tamales, because who doesn’t love a good fiesta? But beware, we have strict rules about children – they must be okay with adults enjoying a drink or two. Sorry, Jenny’s kids, looks like you’ll have to sit this one out.

And don’t even get me started on Santa and Elf on the Shelf drama. While some families go all out with the holiday magic, we prefer to keep it low-key. So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself and not worry about fitting into someone else’s holiday traditions, then this is the place for you. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

Coffee Break

Break, building, Chill, coffee, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, friendly_staff, java edition, Minigames, multiplayer, new players welcome, Shops, Small, smp, Survival, tight-knit, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Server Name	Minecraft Server
Overview	Hey! If you’re looking for a smaller tight-knit server to join, you’re in the right place! A couple weeks ago I started one with some friends, now we’re looking for new people to join us. We’re currently focusing on starting an economy by building shops and minigames, but people of all playstyles and skill levels are welcome! If you want to chill with us, send me a friend request on Discord and I’ll add you. My username is linkwentmining.

Server Name

Minecraft Server

Overview

Hey! If you’re looking for a smaller tight-knit server to join, you’re in the right place! A couple weeks ago I started one with some friends, now we’re looking for new people to join us. We’re currently focusing on starting an economy by building shops and minigames, but people of all playstyles and skill levels are welcome! If you want to chill with us, send me a friend request on Discord and I’ll add you. My username is linkwentmining.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, send a friend request on Discord to linkwentmining.

Q: What kind of activities are available on the server?

A: We are currently focusing on building shops and minigames to start an economy, but players of all playstyles are welcome to join and participate in any activities they enjoy.

Q: Is there a specific skill level required to join?

A: No, players of all skill levels are welcome to join the server.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

A: We have a few basic rules to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players. These rules will be provided when you join the server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server as well. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Conclusion, crafted, CURSES, Demons, fan favorite, Finale, jujutsu kaisen, kenjaku, long-running, Manga, manga series, mystic, new epilogue, Popular, Realms, SHONEN, sorcery, Supernatural, trending, Upcoming

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Towns Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a new epilogue coming soon, like, who even cares about Kenjaku anymore, am I right? But seriously, this server is lit AF, like, you won’t even believe the crazy sh*t that goes down in there. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Neuralink Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, advanced education, brain implant, brain interface, brain science, brain technology, cognitive enhancement, cutting-edge technology, education innovation, educational revolution, future learning, Futuristic technology, imagine graduating, instant knowledge, knowledge transfer, learn everything instantly, Minecraft, Neuralink, new tech, next-gen education, rapid learning, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5927
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end to learn new skills in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where we have the latest technology that allows you to learn everything instantly! Forget spending days mining for diamonds or building intricate redstone contraptions, just plug in and boom – you’re a Minecraft pro!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil mobs and rival players in epic showdowns that will leave you clucking for more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to feathers, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SnackAttackMC SMP

bad habits, Binge Eating, emotional eating, excessive drinking, fast food addiction, lack of exercise, lack of self-care, late night snacking, mindless eating, poor sleep habits, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, SnackAttackMC, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

NonConformityCraft

alternative lifestyle, Anti-establishment, counterculture, defiance, deviance, dissent, eccentric, Iconoclast, Individuality, Maverick, noncompliance, nonconformity, NonConformityCraft, Nontraditional, Outsider, Rebellion, resistance, societal norms, subversion, Unconventional, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2397
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Do you want to rebel in the most epic way possible? Then join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner non-conformist!

On our server, we don’t follow any rules – we build upside down houses, ride pigs into battle, and wear pumpkins on our heads as a fashion statement. Society may say it’s weird, but we say it’s AWESOME.

Join us and be part of the most rebellious community in Minecraft history. Who needs to conform when you can have this much fun breaking the rules? Let’s show society that being normal is overrated – join our server and let your non-conformist flag fly high!

BlockyMayhemMC

African conflict, atrocities, BlockyMayhemMC, brutality, child soldiers, Children executed, civilian casualties, Democratic Republic of Congo, drc, family violence, fresh terror, human rights abuses, international crisis., M23 militia, militia violence, terror attacks., Trauma, violence against women, War Crimes, war-torn region, women raped

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Farms Harvested:	160	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	7844	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

Agitation, alertness, anxiety, Attention, beats, blocks, Chill, cognitive function, dementia, DJS, ENGAGEMENT, holistic approach., IMPROVEMENTS, individual needs, individualized care, long term, mental health, mood, music interventions, music therapy, personalized treatment, research, short-term, therapy benefits

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchantments Applied:	233
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	3413	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amazing, Awesome, Cool, Cool (aesthetic), cool atmosphere, cool design, cool style, Cool vibes, COOOOOOL, Craft, Excellent, extremely cool, fantastic, Great, incredibly cool, Outstanding, Realm, super cool, SUPERB, totally cool, very cool, Wonderful

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3