| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2010 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1986 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 2359 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 478 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 121588 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| IP Address | turtlecraft.us |
|---|---|
| Reveal Trailer | Watch Here |
| Discord Server | Join Here |
| Season Five Bluemap | View Here |
Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When does Season Five launch? | Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST. |
| What is the IP Address of the server? | The IP Address is turtlecraft.us |
| Are there any plugins for land claiming? | Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected. |
| What is the size of the map in Season Five? | The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap. |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8698 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 5752 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?
So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9573 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5421 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8665 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2477 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.
Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!
So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6052 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1089 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3767 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.
Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4018 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.
We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8617 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 268 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1035 |
Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4021 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2770 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!
So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8287 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5799 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 78 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2882 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Farms Harvested: | 352 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!
But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!
So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5266 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!
Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.
Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1206 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!
And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!
