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| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.
But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?
And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8009 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!
Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.
But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Welcome to the best survival server!
Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.
So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.
If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 112 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.
plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?
so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!
BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)
Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
