Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9984	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	519
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	129
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crops Grown:	5462
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1927	Players Killed by Monsters:	5923
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6982
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a battle of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious and prove your loyalty to Israel?

Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	60	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6793	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of magic.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Spamton from Deltarune pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. But watch out, because Sans might crash the party and challenge you to a pun-off!

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is so epic that even the legendary Legends of Localization team from Undertale has set up shop here. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8040	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4294	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Punch-Up Pals: Minecraft Server for International Brawls!

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Are you tired of getting into fights in your country and need a break? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a safe haven where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling again. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mococo’s Tummy vs. Minecraft – The Ultimate Showdown!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make your tummy feel like it’s stuck in a never-ending loop of blandness? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly your screen is filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want to do that?! On our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, stomach-churning, laugh-inducing adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and hello to the wacky world of [Server Name]!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3