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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8321 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.