| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.
Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!
So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!
SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 73 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.
Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.
So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 218 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.
And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!
So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!
Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?
Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!
Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.
So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?
So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 218 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 232 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your sister drama. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity in a blocky world of endless possibilities.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family dynamics while trying to survive in a pixelated world? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – need we say more?
So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s dig, build, and explore together – because life’s too short to deal with sibling squabbles when you can be crafting epic structures and battling creepers instead!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
We’ve got more family drama than a soap opera on our server. From exes to step-parents, you’ll never know who’s going to pop up next. Will your ex’s family be part of your kids’ lives? Will your stepdad be upset he’s not walking you down the aisle at your virtual wedding? The possibilities are endless!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of love and support to go around too. Join us for a heartwarming experience that will make you cry harder than when you accidentally fell into a pit of lava. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual family on our server too.
So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?
So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).
So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
