| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7473 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Features | Minecraft 1.21.1 |
|---|---|
| Chest Shops | |
| Auctions | |
| Grief Protection | |
| Liv Dynmap | |
| Custom player warps | |
| Economy system | |
| mcMMO leveling system | |
| Daily and weekly quests | |
| Special events | |
| PvP and PvE zones |
A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.
A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.
A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.
A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.
A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.
A: Yes, there are custom player warps.
A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.
A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.
A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.
A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.
A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.
Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw
Hope to see you in-game!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 32 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.
Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 800 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 257 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 216 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1506 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. | |
| Tight-knit Community | Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. |
| Active PvP Scene | Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. |
Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? | Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. |
| Is there a PvP scene on the server? | Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. |
| Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? | No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6037 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8823 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 191 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4789 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
