| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 339 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1464 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1933 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.
Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | New Chunks Explored: | 271399 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. | |
| Tight-knit Community | Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. |
| Active PvP Scene | Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. |
Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? | Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. |
| Is there a PvP scene on the server? | Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. |
| Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? | No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. |
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Crops Grown: | 1737 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 509 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
