| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 258 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and experience the thrill of knowing that one day, your Minecraft character will pass on their virtual life to another player. It’s like a virtual circle of life, man. Plus, our server is filled with crazy events like llama rodeos, diamond hunting competitions, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Creepers!
So come on, join us and embrace the abundance of life in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and experience a world where ramen is served to everyone, even if your grades aren’t perfect. Say goodbye to being called hurtful slurs by your siblings and hello to a community that understands and supports you.
Our server is filled with amazing teachers who will help you reach your full potential, just like the teacher who changed everything for our 16m player. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing medication to thrive – in fact, we encourage it!
So come on over and leave behind the negativity of your family. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are valued and respected. Join now and let’s make Minecraft a safe haven for all!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs with your friends. But the real challenge? Dealing with MIL Pat and her shady antics.
Imagine a world where your SIL Alice is the hero, raising her kids while studying to become an orthodontics assistant. She’s a total boss, and we stan a queen who doesn’t take any nonsense from mean MILs.
And speaking of MILs, ours is a whole other level of crazy. She wore a beige dress to a wedding? That’s nothing compared to her outrageous behavior on our server. Watch out for flying planters and inappropriate language – she’s a real piece of work.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of family drama, Minecraft adventures, and a whole lot of laughs? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to keep your cool when things get heated – we’ve got your back, even when your MIL doesn’t.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.
We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.
So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 910096 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!
JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Description | Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1] |
|---|---|
| Trailer | Watch Trailer |
Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.
Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!
Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the economy based on? | The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. |
| Are there routine events? | Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing! |
| What are some unique aspects of the server? | Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more. |
| Can players create nations? | Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow. |
| How can I start playing? | Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server. |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 411 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.
So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!
> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!
> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!
Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7719 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1152 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
