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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3741 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!