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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7015 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4219 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!