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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4670 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1114 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1577 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).
Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.
