JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	122	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Emeralds Found:	9240	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	4360	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	114

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	13

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6446	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	101
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	8242
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	111	Void Gems Collected:	14

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Potions Brewed:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Towns Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

play.hypersteal.net