WELCOME TO JOD SMP , HAVE FUN WITH CUSTOM ARMOURS,Tools AND CUSTOM STRUCUTRES,BESTSUPPORT , YOUTUBERS SMP
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 371 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3715 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!
The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!
So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
