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| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1243 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.
So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?
Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!
So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?
But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6576 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!
IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow
Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.
But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!
Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.
Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.
Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.
Are you ready to experience the magic?
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 181 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
