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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9688 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.
But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.
So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?
