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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9866 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
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