A free for all Australian Minecraft Server.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3900 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 245 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7082 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2350 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Features |
|---|
| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8543 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 141 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?
Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?
Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7540 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8516 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3330 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
