Jews spend billions telling you to hate China and love India Minecraft SMP

Angry, Billions, Canada, Canadian citizens, Canadian government, CEO positions, China, detained Muslims, fake schools, hate, hitmen, Import, India, Indian government, Indians, Jewish company directors, Jews, love, Minecraft, pajeets, retarded Muslims, smp, spend, Telling

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to join a server run by Jewish company directors who hand out CEO positions to Indians? Look no further! We even have fake schools set up by Jews to import millions of pajeets – talk about a crazy education system!

But wait, there’s more! The Canadian government is all up in arms about China detaining Muslims, but when the Indian government sends hitmen to Canada to take out Canadian citizens, it’s all good in the hood. Who needs logic when you’ve got this level of chaos?

So come on and join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience. Just remember, anything can happen in this server – and we mean anything!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Emeralds Found:	2260	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
New Chunks Explored:	548549	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	248

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Potions Brewed:	117
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	1986
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	464
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	120	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Void Gems Collected:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.